We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

Perhaps the final secret of the Illuminati is that you don’t know you're a member until it’s too late to get out.

I read everything, including the labels on canned food. I'm a hopeless print addict, a condition alleviated only by daily meditation which breaks the linear-Aristotelian trance. National Lampoon, Scientific American are what I read most obsessively.

part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.

We say seeing is believing, but actually, we are much better at believing than at seeing. In fact, we are seeing what we believe all the time and occasionally seeing what we can't believe

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.