Mind is a tool invented by the universe to see itself; but it can never see all of itself, for much the same reason that you can't see your own back (without mirrors).

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

The variables vary too much and the constants aren't as constant as they seem.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.

Accuracy of signal and free flow of information define sanity in my epistemology.