The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.

The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.

There is no complete theory of anything.

How many times... have you encountered the saying, 'When the student is ready, the Master speaks?' Do you know why that is true? The door opens inward. The Master is everywhere, but the student has to open his mind to hear the Masters Voice.

My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not agnosticism about God alone, but agnosticism about everything.

Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants