We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.

It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.

We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.

Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there’s a doorway somewhere. I think most people eventually do look for the doorway and stop bumping into the wall

Creativity has a touch of the bizarre

Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.