Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.

The novels that get praised in the NY Review of Books aren't worth reading. Ninety-seven percent of science fiction is adolescent rubbish, but good science fiction is the best and only literature of our times.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

People who've been through our educational system, they think they're thinking, when they're just repeating like parrots.

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

There is no complete theory of anything.