Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.

...reality is always plural and mutable.

Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.

I'm not an anarchist any longer, because I've concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal.

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.

"Is," "is," "is" — the idiocy of the word haunts me. If it were abolished, human thought might begin to make sense. I don't know what anything "is"; I only know how it seems to me at this moment.