Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.
Robert Anton WilsonAnimals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.
Robert Anton WilsonPhiladelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.
Robert Anton WilsonI think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.
Robert Anton WilsonWhatever the Thinker thinks, the Prover will prove. And if the Thinker thinks passionately enough, the Prover will prove the thought so conclusively that you will never talk a person out of such a belief, even if it is something as remarkable as the notion that there is a gaseous vertebrate of astronomical heft ("GOD") who will spend all eternity torturing people who do not believe in his religion.
Robert Anton Wilson