You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.

I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions.

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

The normal is that which nobody quite is. If you listen to seemingly dull people very closely, you'll see that they're all mad in different and interesting ways, and are merely struggling to hide it.

Accuracy of signal and free flow of information define sanity in my epistemology.