You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

Science, incidentally, not only ignores the question of indwelling 'essences' by looking instead at measurable relationships, but science also does not agree that knowledge is obtained through Rothbard's Medieval 'investigation by a reason,' i.e., by inventing definitions and then deducing what your definitions implicitly assumed.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

Most of the characteristics which make for success in writing are precisely those which we are all taught to repress ... the firm belief that you are an important person, that you are a lot smarter than most people, and that your ideas are so damned important that everybody should listen to you.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside.

Reality is what you can get away with.