I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe.

We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production.

A true initiation never ends.