I write five pages a day. If you would read five pages a day, we'd stay right even.

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.

I needed to find my way to write. I need about six hours of uninterrupted time in order to produce about two hours of writing, and when I accepted that and found the way to do it, then I was able to write.

The key to growing up well, is being tough enough.

I think at this stage in my life I have learned that there are any number of things that men will never know, and can never hope to know, about women.

Yeah. Floyd is his batman.