Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.

I think at this stage in my life I have learned that there are any number of things that men will never know, and can never hope to know, about women.

This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

Coincidence exists, but believing in it never did me any good.

I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.

There can never be any substitute for your own palate nor any better education than tasting the wine yourself.

Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.