When somebody would come in with a sketch that was not so good, you figured out in a room how to make that sketch work.
Robert Ben GarantI liked writing, and I loved movies, obsessively loved movies, but I had never made the leap of thinking I would actually come out here and write stuff.
Robert Ben GarantYou need to know that going in, and you also need to be able to write all the time. So when somebody looks at you across the table and says, "What do you think about a movie where Miley Cyrus switches souls with a basset hound?" You need to be able to sit there and figure out how to make that possibly shootable.
Robert Ben GarantFor a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex.
Robert Ben GarantThe State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.
Robert Ben GarantYou write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is the movie that's going to sell and get made... I've never heard of anybody that happened to. What happens is, you write a spec, people get it, they see your writing, they see you're good, they bring you into their office and they say, "Boy, that spec was really good - we'll never make that in a million years. We have rights to the board game of Monopoly. What do you think about a Monopoly movie?".
Robert Ben Garant