The man who tells lies hides the truth, but the man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it.

When statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their public duties, they lead their country by a short route to chaos.

Your taste in music is excellent. It exactly coinsides with my own!

When a man takes an oath... he's holding his own self in his own hands. Like water.

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

The man who tells lies hides the truth, but the man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it.

Good marriages are made in heaven. Or some such place.