The man who tells lies hides the truth, but the man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it.

The law is not a 'light' for you or any man to see by; the law is not an instrument of any kind. The law is a causeway upon which so long as he keeps to it a citizen may walk safely.

Your taste in music is excellent. It exactly coinsides with my own!

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

Thomas More: Will, I'd trust you with my life. But not your principles. You see, we speak of being anchored to our principles. But if the weather turns nasty you up with an anchor and let it down where there's less wind, and the fishing's better. And "Look," we say, "look, I'm anchored! To my principles!

Some men think the Earth is round, others think it flat; it is a matter capable of question. But, if it is flat, will the King's command make it round? And, if it is round, will the King's command flatten it?

Good marriages are made in heaven. Or some such place.