Hope is a walk through a flowering meadow. One does not require that it lead anywhere.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.