The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.

Sometimes the answer to our prayers is to become the answer to someone else's prayers.

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.