So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.
Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.
A watched child never learns.
As you wait for better days, don't forget to enjoy today, in case they've already started.
The best solution seldom requires that someone be right and someone else be wrong.
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.