Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.

Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.