Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

You can be sad recalling sad times, but if you really want to be sad, recall happy times.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes.

There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.