I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?

A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.