Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.