Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.

There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.