I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.