A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

You don't realize how little accuracy there is in network TV reporting until they cover a story in your hometown.

Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.