Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

There is never an embarrassing silence that can't be turned into a regrettable conversation.

God answers first the prayers we should have prayed.

It is possible at any age to discover a lifelong desire you never knew you had.

In the end, no thought is unthinkable, no problem unshrinkable, no two strangers unlinkable.