Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.

The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.

Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.

An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

Every great painting is left incomplete at the point where its completion is obvious.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.