Try to discover, The road to success, And you'll seek, But never find, But blaze your own path, And the road to success, Will trail right behind.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.