I look on the opposite sex with something like the admiration with which I regard the starry sky on a frosty December night. I admire the beauty of the Creator's workmanship, I am charmed with the wild but graceful eccentricity of the motions, and then I wish both of them goodnight.
Robert BurnsAll-cheering Plenty, with her flowing horn, Led yellow Autumn, wreath'd with nodding corn.
Robert BurnsDare to be honest and fear no labor. ... Opera is where a man gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
Robert Burns