I hurt someone's feelings once.

The hardest thing about being famous is that ... in a conversation everybody's agreeing with what you're saying. ... You need people who can tell you what you don't want to hear.

New York is more exciting, I guess, than even Paris or London. New York's the center of something; I don't know what, really - the center of a lot of things. With all its problems and chaos and craziness, it's still a great place to live. I can't see myself living anywhere else.

You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.