'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'

As a kid I didn't root for the bad guys.

I hurt someone's feelings once.

The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing. Isolated, neurotic, caffeine-addled, crippled by procrastination, consumed by feelings of panic, self-loathing, and soul-crushing inadequacy. And that’s on a good day.

The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you.

Reputation, you know – a lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.

If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!