Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do.

I had this bad-boy-from-New York vibe going, dressed like a punk rocker with spiky hair.

Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

Everyone has a story, and the story changes, and the more I can root into the truth of things - it's so hard - I don't think anyone ever really puts it all together. But somewhere along the way it all became fused.

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

I used to be so convinced that happiness was the goal, yet all those years I was chasing after it I was unhappy in the pursuit. Maybe the goal really should be a life that values honor, duty, good work, friends and family.