I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

When you have a good script you're almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script.

I'm not used to studios being ecstatic about we did and saying, "Please go do that again."