If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

I wouldn't mind starting to ride some more if I had a really good horse to just work a little bit with every day.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day.

There's no right or wrong just truthful or untruthful.