And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!

The way I see it, there are just 2 ways to go, livin' fast or dyin' slow! Which way you gonna go?

I passed out in our front yard. But honey, don't turn out the light, cause I think I'm in the mood for love tonight.

And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!

I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime. I have robbed myself of all my precious time

A man can’t have too many guitars or too many shotguns.

I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue, I had a dip there in my lip just like I always do.