If one by one we counted people out For the least sin, it wouldn't take us long To get so we had no one left to live with. For to be social is to be forgiving.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Nature's first green is gold.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orch-ard white, Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night.