Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.

You're always believing ahead of your evidence. What was the evidence I could write a poem? I just believed it. The most creative thing in us is to believe in a thing.

The style is the man. Rather say the style is the way the man takes himself; and to be at all charming or even bearable, the way is almost rigidly prescribed. If it is with outer seriousness, it must be with inner humor. If it is with outer humor, it must be with inner seriousness. No other way will do.

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.