There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second.

Poets like Shakespeare know more about poetry than any $25 an hour man.

He thought that I was after him for a feather--- The white one in his tail: like one who takes everything said as personal to himself.

You, of course, are a rose-- But were always a rose.

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.

It takes all sorts of in and outdoor schooling To get adapted to my kind of fooling.