It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Here are your waters and your watering place. Drink and be whole again beyond confusion.

People who read me seem to be divided into four groups: twenty-five percent like me for the right reasons; twenty-five percent like me for the wrong reasons; twenty-five percent hate me for the wrong reasons; twenty-five percent hate me for the right reasons. It's that last twenty-five percent that worries me.

Tree at my window, window tree, My sash is lowered when night comes on; But let there never be curtain drawn Between you and me.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orch-ard white, Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night.

There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.