A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

All there is to writing is having ideas. To learn to write is to learn to have ideas.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

We get twitted now and then on how we made this country. Well, we took the whole business, of course. It's not just that corner that we took from Mexico. When we got it all together, we got a very shapely country-the best continental cut in all the world, between the two oceans and in the right temperature zone.

Thinking is not to agree or disagree. That's voting.