I am assured at any rate Man's practically inexterminate. Someday I must go into that. There's always been an Ararat Where someone someone else begat To start the world all over at.

One age is like another for the soul.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

The first thing I do in the morning is to make my bed and while I am making up my bed I am making up my mind as to what kind of a day I am going to have.

All those who try to go it sole alone, Too proud to be beholden for relief, Are absolutely sure to come to grief.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

Both T.S. Eliot and I like to play, but I like to play euchre, while he likes to play Eucharist.