Manuals have their uses ... but they are not to be confused with living.

The best feelings in your life come when you start feeling good after you've been feeling just awful

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

I am a fragment of a mirror whose whole design and shape I do not know. Nevertheless, with what I have - I can reflect light into the dark places of this world - into the black places in the hearts of men - and change somethings in some people. Perhaps others may see and do likewise. This is what I am about. This is the meaning of my life.

Any fool can make enough money to survive. It's another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It's a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.

To be human is to keep rattling the bars of the cage of existence, hollering, 'What's it for?'

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?