Do you ever go off with a long grocery list and come home from the store with a bunch of different stuff? And somebody in the family unsacks the groceries and wants to know why you got this and didn't get that and just where is the whatever? And you want to say, 'Well, just be glad I came back, okay?' And the unpacker says, 'Well, next time bring what's on the list.'
Robert FulghumAll of these are names given me by other people, but not names I would have given myself. My name is not mine, it's theirs. It's a series of costumes put on my life by other people.
Robert FulghumThe grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.
Robert FulghumIt is the chair in honor of all those who, however competently, embrace the impossible. Sit in that chair someday.
Robert Fulghum