Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

Arguing whether or not a God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name for God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notion of God is correct is like fleas arguing over who owns the dog.

One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem.

Water is everywhere and in all living things; we cannot be seperated from water. No water, no life. Period. Water comes in many forms - liquid, vapor, ice, snow, fog, rain, hail. But no matter the form, it's still water.

It is the chair in honor of all those who, however competently, embrace the impossible. Sit in that chair someday.

You may never have proof of your importance but you are more important than you think. There are always those who couldn’t do without you. The rub is that you don’t always know who.