You can always spot a fool, for he is a man who will tell you he knows who is going to win an election.

You can always spot a fool, for he is a man who will tell you he knows who is going to win an election.

My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.

I write as well as I can. I'm a journalist at heart, so it's the story that matters.

Their souls were contagious. ... Bloodsuckers, spiders and vampires: that was what Lenin called them.

If long hitting is the thing that causes the spectators to whistle through their teeth in wonderment, why not play tournaments up and down an expansive stadium?

Egyptologists, skilled in piecing together the papyri of lost civilisations, suddenly discovered that the same talent could be applied to working out the pattern of German radio traffic.