One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.

Has anyone ever told you that you should wear a hat? It would fit the missing eye quite well.' -Kathana to Mat

Come to think of it, an Aes Sedai would probably follow a man off a cliff, too, if only to explain to him - in detail - all the things he was doing incorrectly in the way he went about killing himself.

Pessimism, she is a fond friend of yours, yes?" - That's uncalled for. I barely know her. Mere acquaintances, at best.

You break your neck, and I’ll see it mended just so I can break it again.

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement

Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.