Women," Mat declared as he rode Pips down the dusty, little-used road, "are like mules." He frowned. "Wait. No. Goats. Women are like goats. Except every flaming one thinks she's a horse instead, and a prize racing mare to boot. Do you understand me, Talmanes?" "Pure poetry, Mat," Talmanes said, tamping the tabac down into his pipe.

Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses.

The Black Tower stands with the Lion of Andor." -Logain

Anyone who claimed that old age had brought them patience was either lying or senile.

A man should never give promises in bed.

Remember that any meal can be your last. You chose to travel with us, so tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.

She’s not for you, nor you for her; at least, not in the way you both want.