Keep your mind out of the pigsty, man!
Always plan for the worst, child; that way, all your surprises will be pleasant ones.
May you shelter in the palm of the Creator's hand, and may the last embrace of the mother welcome you home.
Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather.
I surrender to it, and by surrendering, I control it.
Dance with her, and she will forgive much. Dance well, and she will forgive anything.