I was the little kid growing up. I wasn't picked on because, honestly, I was fast, so I could run away from the bullies.

I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that would take me to heaven if I could figure that one out.

With comedy, if you write something for me, I'm better at it. I'm not sure I'm so good at improvisational stuff.

I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut.

I come to work with a smile and I leave with a laugh, and I'm so grateful.

For me, the idea of being a successful actor is hanging out with my dogs and my boy, down in Venice beach, and going, "I don't have to audition today. I've got a little respite here."

There's this great fantasy of going to work, every day, and getting to play out what people think my life is, as a successful actor.