There's this great fantasy of going to work, every day, and getting to play out what people think my life is, as a successful actor.

I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that would take me to heaven if I could figure that one out.

With comedy, if you write something for me, I'm better at it. I'm not sure I'm so good at improvisational stuff.

Sometimes with success comes some crazy that goes along with it.

I was the little kid growing up. I wasn't picked on because, honestly, I was fast, so I could run away from the bullies.

How do you make people do the best work? You make them feel comfortable, so you can feel comfortable - and then you can have a really good ballgame!

I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut.