You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese-toasted, mostly-and woke up again, and here I were.

The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys.

To make our morality center on forbidden acts is to defile the imagination and to introduce into our judgments of our fellow men a secret element of gusto.

It takes hard writing to make easy reading.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

The greatest engineering is the engineering of men.

Bright is the ring of words When the right man rings them.