Bright is the ring of words When the right man rings them.

Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.

Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.

To the old our mouths are always partly closed; we must swallow our obvious retorts and listen. They sit above our heads, on life's raised dais, and appeal at once to our respect and pity.

A birdie with a yellow bill Hoped upon the window sill, Cocked his shining eye and said: 'Ain't you 'shamed, you sleepy-'ead?