Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
It is a great thing if you can persuade people that they are somehow or other partakers in a mystery. It makes them feel bigger.
Make up your mind to be happy.
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
Is there anything in life so disenchanting as achievement?