More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.

On the principle laid down by Gilbert and Sullivan that when everybody is somebody, nobody is anybody; if everybody is abnormal, we don't need to worry about anybody.

My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.

It has been said that we have not had the three R's in America, we had the six R's; remedial readin', remedial 'ritin' and remedial 'rithmetic.

There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must be centers of criticism.

A civilization in which there is not a continuous controversy about important issues is on the way to totalitarianism and death

Football, fraternities and fun have no place in the university. They were introduced only to entertain those who shouldn't be in the university.