This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of anything that's your fault.

Anybody who feels at ease in the world today is a fool.

College football: I do not see the relationship of those highly industrialized affairs on Saturday afternoons to higher learning in America.

The best education for the best is the best education for all.

My idea of education is to unsettle the minds of the young and inflame their intellects.

For those who are going to learn from books, learning the art of reading would seem to be indispensable.

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.